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DoT
06-28-2010, 11:24 PM
So i have to prove to Kaley Fan that Zooey Deschanel is cuter than Ke$ha, vote or die.

Ke$ha
http://unknowntheartist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/img_5779.jpg

Zooey
http://www.adayinthalifeof.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-4yui.jpg

This will teach you not to fuck with me again Kaley, you'll learn quick enough. I don't get fucked, i fuck.

- Dotty.

Kaley Fan
06-28-2010, 11:33 PM
http://images.allocine.fr/medias/nmedia/18/64/08/54/18939294.jpg

All the makeup dotty. You'll learn dotty i don't give up :P i defend my position ;) Not saying Ke$ha looks like a god without makeup but you'll get my point.


Here's a better version of Ke$ha dotty ;)

http://bradpittphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/keha-loves-brad-pitts-4283-0.jpg
Id hit that. Don't care what ya'll think ;) She may not be a good singer but she's eye candy for sure man!

Again doty :P BRING IT!

DoT
06-28-2010, 11:35 PM
She definitely looks better than Ke$ha in that pic as well...

Here's Ke$ha with her first customer OF THAT NIGHT she prolly had about 15 more dudes waiting in line to rip it open.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3451/3807430232_a8cd6a39bd.jpg

Kaley Fan
06-28-2010, 11:37 PM
She definitely looks better than Ke$ha in that pic as well...

Here's Ke$ha with her first customer OF THAT NIGHT she prolly had about 15 more dudes waiting in line to rip it open.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3451/3807430232_a8cd6a39bd.jpg

Lol I'd be happy to be the sixteenth :P Just cause it's a whore doesn't mean its not a good bang lol.

SmurfSniper
06-29-2010, 03:01 AM
sorry but the blonde just looks like a hooker to me...... id still hit it.... but I would probably reach for my wallet when we was done. O_o

sean7488
06-29-2010, 10:09 AM
you guys' need lives

Kaley Fan
06-29-2010, 04:04 PM
you guys' need lives

says the guy who plays WOW.

enderless
06-29-2010, 06:52 PM
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the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P

vince21
06-29-2010, 10:03 PM
the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P

looks like you got an in kaley! lol. beware of him constantly harassing you now, ender. :)

Mongoloid
06-29-2010, 10:11 PM
ender will love the attention he knows it

Kaley Fan
06-30-2010, 12:11 AM
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the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P

Hey ender. What is this *freinds* name? Perhaps his or her phone number would be suitable. Can this *freind* of yours perhaps give me Ke$ha's number? Do you want to be best freinds ender than we can meet your freind AND then i can meet ke$ha THEN i can bang her :P

Vanishedsoul
06-30-2010, 03:12 AM
ohhh my zoey how I long for you!!!! F kesha dirty tramp drunk coked out whore

DoT
06-30-2010, 03:44 AM
ohhh my zoey how I long for you!!!! F kesha dirty tramp drunk coked out whore

Back off my chick or I'm callin your wife...

whore

SmurfSniper
06-30-2010, 07:08 AM
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the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P

ROFL!!!!!! lol Im just wondering how many people actually watched that video..... nice one ender :D

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OH, and dot I shouldve gave ya a call last night zoey was here.

HellscreamsRage
06-30-2010, 10:12 AM
Keisha is a drunken dirty skanky whore...i wouldn't touch that with kaley's dick...probably get a disease GO ZOOEY

vince21
06-30-2010, 11:14 AM
lol, i actually took the time to listen to the video this time...that was amazing ender. chuckle, that just made my morning.

Nadia
07-01-2010, 09:29 PM
LOL that was fucking hilarious.