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Metametheus
10-07-2008, 12:10 PM
Ok yea, as much as I hate to say it, that "Is" my name... for real I aint bullshitting ya... its Metametheus... dont ask and in case you do... my parents, if you can call them that were a little stoned. Or at least thats what Ive come to think... "Meta'ME'Thee'us"

I am a successful Business Tycoon... I own Cyber Virtual Systems in Waterford Michigan, we distribute Virtual Reality based equipment for Military Simulations for Aerodynamics, Airforce Simulations, and are just getting ready to start a Public based Virtual System called Equinox. Hopefully it should be a smash, I would hate to see 82 Million dollars of investments go down the slimy tubes of Michigans sewers for a whole lot of nothing.

I am a game fanatic, I play a large amount of online games, as well as first person shooters, RPG's, real time strategies, simulations... just not racing games, or history / suspensful mystery shitty games... nothing against them but theres not enough sweat that rolls off me during some of those heart pumping missions.

I am unmarried, and before you ask, Yes, I have a girlfriend, yes her ass has been posted several times, and yes she is more dominant then me... but I have a advantage. I say sweetheart, here's $500 go out and have fun, and I dont have to worry about hearing her say, get off your lazy ass and help me with this... (The house is kinda trashed...) and I dont believe in Slave labor (Butlers or Nannies en such).

I live in West Bloomfield, and Im about the only person I know online from michigan, which sucks!

pasties
10-07-2008, 01:11 PM
Welcome to our forums and our servers, hope to kill you in the servers!
Happy Gaming.

Kirk
10-07-2008, 02:57 PM
That name is the shit yo lol. You can go around and say your some greek god or something. Tell the girlies you be the greek god of fucking get yourself some pooooon ya herd.

Wolfeh
10-07-2008, 11:21 PM
I say sweetheart, here's $500 go out and have fun


Hi. My name is wolfeh.

asl?

Penatrater
10-08-2008, 01:39 AM
Well hey there guy !!


Welcome :)

roflmywaffle
10-08-2008, 06:14 AM
how bout you donate some of that $82 mil to the great virtual reality forums known as N00b Unlimited?
:D:D:D

lmao jk nice to have you on board with us

P.S. i wasnt joking donate some shit!!!

enderless
10-08-2008, 07:47 AM
Welcome. :)

Battle Creek, MI here. =P

And i do think that another one of out admins lives close to Detroit... can't remember off the top of my head tho.

Natalya
10-08-2008, 08:46 AM
Wait that's your actual real name? I thought it was just your game name.

Jackd
10-08-2008, 01:00 PM
Welcome Welcome!

Rey
10-08-2008, 07:32 PM
welcome, kick ass name too lol

and ignore wolfeh, she will take all your money lol

Metametheus
10-08-2008, 11:19 PM
Yea, you know how many prank calls I got when I got a house for that damn name... Its unreal... Now unlisted and happy... well kinda, I still get a lot of weird grins from people when I tell them my real name...
But if its any consolation just call me Meta... found it works great as a short name, plus I dont get a lot of people that say elaborate on that please

roflmywaffle
10-09-2008, 06:45 AM
you should just call yourself matt. i work with a guy named metheus, and although its intensity doesnt compare to your name, he still calls himself matt

Natalya
10-09-2008, 01:21 PM
I actually think it's kinda cool.

soul
10-09-2008, 06:42 PM
I actually think it's kinda cool.
i agree i'm good friends with a named thadius I like those names you dont hear often

Kirk
10-09-2008, 07:40 PM
nah fuck matt, call yourself Kirk, best name ever

Wolfeh
10-09-2008, 11:29 PM
Kirk, you would fuck someone named matt.

Kirk
10-10-2008, 12:28 AM
wolfeh, you would fuck someone named kirk. :lol:

AwpsandKnives
10-10-2008, 10:33 AM
Lets face it both Kirk and Wolfeh would fuck someone without knowing there name.

kamikaze_bad_ass
10-10-2008, 05:38 PM
Ok sorry but i had to comment first off Metametheus i'm still tring to figure out how to pronuce your name LOL.Maybe it's just be cause i'm a redneck but who knows. And Second I agree that Kirk and Wolfeh would both fuck someone without knowing there names or for that matter a hole in the wall (put some hair around it and they'll both go nuts) HEHE!! Cool name thou Metametheus!

Jackd
10-10-2008, 05:55 PM
A hole and a heart beat thats all I need!

Tidus_twin
10-21-2008, 12:21 AM
Welcome Meta its was kool gamin with ya about what 20 mins ago haha. your pretty kool to chill with, hope we can game a bit some more.

Wolfeh
10-21-2008, 03:24 AM
Lets face it both Kirk and Wolfeh would fuck someone without knowing there name.

What was your name again?

HellscreamsRage
10-21-2008, 07:27 AM
since everyone else is commenting i thought i'd put in a comment


there we go

hellscream hungry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc&eurl=http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3955048