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    Default Buttercups and Golf balls

    Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
    found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
    back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
    patch.

    All of a sudden . . POOF!!

    In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
    'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
    buttercups?

    Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
    popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any
    butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact,
    you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!

    Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

    After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,
    where are you?'


    Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

    Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T
    SWING!!!

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    LOL i liked that one....
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    That one was funny lol

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