Bored Poem sucking up poem you name it poem

[HellscreamsRage]

I look up to the sky and what do i see
Sios, Pastiez, Ender and Jack - dee
If i didn't know better they'd give me a fright
Their statuesque figures and powers of might
Like Gods on Mt. Olympus they rule on high
But just like you and me they know how to laugh and cry
They are servants unto know one but they don't see it as so
that they are better than anyone, they don't put on a show

Dealing out judgments, like Gods unto thee
They keep the servers safe, for players like you and me
Teaching us the ways of adminship and leadership
Telling us not to abuse our powers like slay and no clip
Together they have gathered Admins and regs alike
Together we have bonded through text in game and on a mic

N/u is place to blow off some steam
For you to pwn n00bs and yourself get creamed
I've played many games, with many guilds been in another clain
but I keep coming back because I'm N/U's biggest fan
They give second chances to schmucks who leave and come back
Dignity, intellect, and even handedness they don't lack
My nose is so brown it could have been in their asses
My poem i give to you the masses

Back to the room that pastiez keeps me in shackles and chains
IN my hot latex outfit don't worry i love the pains

[pasties]

that is good, although you have many many issues

<3 always, you grasshopper
pasties

[enderless]

some one started the 4/20 celebration early!

[HellscreamsRage]

I don't smoke weed i don't do dope
I am as saintly as the german pope
Lead us not into temptation, evil as well
Clear your mind, foul things don't dwell
A good life is with drugs or without
It's all in your mind whether your good or a lout
Many people have differing view points
Whether to stay smoke free or light up some joints
I used to smoke, a onnie or two
That is until i joined the Walgreens crew
It wasn't worth my job, my family my time
to light up that sweet smelling bob marley pine

I am on the side of those pot smoking guys
Against the government machine that spreads the hateful lies
I have always fought for the legality of pot
Because contrary to popular believe as bad as alcohol it is not
Given the attitude, the use, and the time
People can use it and get along fine
As long as they don't smoke up and drive
Just like alcohol they will protect everyones lives
Make it legal, tax the shit outta marijuana
But only if you want the USA outta debt, douwanna?
Hundreds of thousands will toke, release us from debt
Trillions of dollars in surplus again and out of the deficit

That is all, my pot rhyme will stop
Now all you free loving hippies smoke up that pot

[Jackd]

LOL good stuff here!

[household 6]

Now that is just hot!!!

[vince21]

rofl. oh i loved that last one hell. and so very true.