sad thing is, his son will be born, get on CS, and be able to pwn my ass

Anyways congrats bro, when we got those pictures of our son (only like 16 months ago jeez time flies) we were soooo amazed!

first one?

If so tips for the hospital:
1. Fast food DELIVERS TO THE HOSPITAL lol...
2. SLEEP...if it means telling family/friends to come back do it..my wife and i didn't and we were just wiped when we got home 2 days later i mean..baby was sleeping and we were passed out next to him....

Good luck, there are down times and up times, but the uptimes vastly outweigh the lack of sleep or cranky baby times...