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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts tossing them
in the air, and then catching them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig
it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the
door, their daughter(wolfeh) came home with her date (Mallerz). After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date(Mallerz) said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and wolfeh jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows
older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
in the air, and then catching them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig
it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the
door, their daughter(wolfeh) came home with her date (Mallerz). After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date(Mallerz) said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and wolfeh jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows
older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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