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  • pasties
    Kung Fu Master
    • Oct 2006
    • 860

    #1

    Deep Thoughts by someone

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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    Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve
  • Seraphim
    N/U Jr. Owner
    Trailor Trash
    • Sep 2007
    • 61

    #2
    AHAHAHAHAAH! that rocks! #7 is soooo true!

    Experiencing synaptic difficulties, please stand by...

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    • dsync

      #3
      Best shit ive ever heard in my life.

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      • enderless
        N|U g0d
        Kung Fu Master
        • Jul 2007
        • 1340

        #4
        At first glance, i thought this thread was entitled "Deep Throats By Someone."

        Pasties you animal you.... ¬_¬

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        • BLACKOUT

          #5
          Re: Deep Thoughts by someone

          Originally posted by pasties
          AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

          1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

          2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

          3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

          4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

          5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


          6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

          7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

          8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
          hEhE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whore !!!!!

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