Virus i need help...

[Sadistic]

So i have avg antivirus 9.0 and ad-aware se sypware remover...

and it cant find shit. the ad-aware found a bunch and got it cleaned. but i still am having issues doing ANYTHING cept use the internet... anyone have any idea how to fix it? I would rather not pay 80 dollars an hour for someone to clean it for me. i think that is a huge rip off.

idk wtf else to do!!!!!!!! help plz!

[badfish]

clean install.
....baddie

[pasties]

no dont do a clean install
trend-micro.com or something to that effect google it you'll get it.

[siosios]

or you can download tightvnc and let me in your house by pming the login info

[Sadistic]

it wont let me open anything i download... says its infected and asks if i want to use there anti virus (the fake one) bLAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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o and i get a blue screen after so long, saying physical memory dumped or some shit.

[siosios]

not even this?

http://download.nai.com/products/mcafee-avert/stinger1001688.exe

[Sadistic]

i tried.. the second it finished downloading i clicked it and it says it was infected and wont upload... it keeps popping up porn sites and viagra sites... i cant remember the last time i loooked at porn. lol
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sios could you get into vent?? ill move my laptop out to the other room with my other compouter...

[enderless]

Does it block all .exe's? You could always try malwarebytes and Spybot search and destroy. Both free and very effective.

@ Sio: have you ever tried ultraVNC? You can create a one-click install that doesn't write anything to the registry. It might be useful if he can't install anything...

[Sadistic]

i went into safe mode and im downloading that stinger, and avast (according to soopa)
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and yes all .exes!

[Asian Invasion]

i tried.. the second it finished downloading i clicked it and it says it was infected and wont upload... it keeps popping up porn sites and viagra sites... i cant remember the last time i loooked at porn. lol

probably this morning you perv.....

[FrEeBaSe]

I had this exact same virus and reformat was the only way!!!!! I tried spybot, avas, norton, and had a tech from the local computer store come over and work with it for an hour only to say "c-format time".

I will now backup my important files every week. The reformat only took about 2 hours .

[AwpsandKnives]

Your local computer tech is teh fail....Most virus you can recover from, just take patience and know how.

[Rey]

so what would be the best virus protection thats free. my buddy needs a new virus protection thing lol

-Rey

[enderless]

Tell him to check out Microsoft Security Essentials. It's free to dl/use and it has real-time protection that won't use too much resources.

I have a few friends who swear by it, one who repairs and recovers data for a living. He told me that it has blocked multiple worms when he's slaved client's HDD's to his comp.

[NoogyMan]

Well in case that doesn't work. You're best bet is to Reformat I had this problem and reformatting doesn't take that long, just a pain in the ASS.

In addition, if you do reformat download AVAST it is an awesome antivirus.

-Noogyman