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    #1

    Metametheus

    Ok yea, as much as I hate to say it, that "Is" my name... for real I aint bullshitting ya... its Metametheus... dont ask and in case you do... my parents, if you can call them that were a little stoned. Or at least thats what Ive come to think... "Meta'ME'Thee'us"

    I am a successful Business Tycoon... I own Cyber Virtual Systems in Waterford Michigan, we distribute Virtual Reality based equipment for Military Simulations for Aerodynamics, Airforce Simulations, and are just getting ready to start a Public based Virtual System called Equinox. Hopefully it should be a smash, I would hate to see 82 Million dollars of investments go down the slimy tubes of Michigans sewers for a whole lot of nothing.

    I am a game fanatic, I play a large amount of online games, as well as first person shooters, RPG's, real time strategies, simulations... just not racing games, or history / suspensful mystery shitty games... nothing against them but theres not enough sweat that rolls off me during some of those heart pumping missions.

    I am unmarried, and before you ask, Yes, I have a girlfriend, yes her ass has been posted several times, and yes she is more dominant then me... but I have a advantage. I say sweetheart, here's $500 go out and have fun, and I dont have to worry about hearing her say, get off your lazy ass and help me with this... (The house is kinda trashed...) and I dont believe in Slave labor (Butlers or Nannies en such).

    I live in West Bloomfield, and Im about the only person I know online from michigan, which sucks!
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    Kung Fu Master
    • Oct 2006
    • 860

    #2
    Welcome to our forums and our servers, hope to kill you in the servers!
    Happy Gaming.
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    • Kirk
      Ballsack
      Trained Monkey
      • Oct 2007
      • 193

      #3
      That name is the shit yo lol. You can go around and say your some greek god or something. Tell the girlies you be the greek god of fucking get yourself some pooooon ya herd.
      pwning noobs since '99

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      • Wolfeh
        Jr. Owner
        N/U Commando
        • Apr 2007
        • 422

        #4
        Re: Metametheus

        Originally posted by Metametheus
        I say sweetheart, here's $500 go out and have fun

        Hi. My name is wolfeh.

        asl?
        easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
        Wolfeh: =))?
        easy target: lol
        easy target: pasta
        easy target: not pasties.
        Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.

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        • Penatrater
          N/U Commando
          • Mar 2008
          • 373

          #5
          Well hey there guy !!


          Welcome
          Carry your last name, Don't let it carry you !

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          • roflmywaffle

            #6
            how bout you donate some of that $82 mil to the great virtual reality forums known as N00b Unlimited?


            lmao jk nice to have you on board with us

            P.S. i wasnt joking donate some shit!!!

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            • enderless
              N|U g0d
              Kung Fu Master
              • Jul 2007
              • 1340

              #7
              Welcome.

              Battle Creek, MI here. =P

              And i do think that another one of out admins lives close to Detroit... can't remember off the top of my head tho.

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              • Natalya
                Queen of the Internet
                Kung Fu Master
                • Oct 2006
                • 1879

                #8
                Wait that's your actual real name? I thought it was just your game name.
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                • Jackd
                  Kung Fu Master
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1682

                  #9
                  Welcome Welcome!
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                  • Rey
                    Sexiest Motha Fucka Alive
                    N/U Commando
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 459

                    #10
                    welcome, kick ass name too lol

                    and ignore wolfeh, she will take all your money lol
                    DD [r] иα∂ιαٿ: and your pretty damn hot...just saying

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                    • Metametheus

                      #11
                      Yea thats my name

                      Yea, you know how many prank calls I got when I got a house for that damn name... Its unreal... Now unlisted and happy... well kinda, I still get a lot of weird grins from people when I tell them my real name...
                      But if its any consolation just call me Meta... found it works great as a short name, plus I dont get a lot of people that say elaborate on that please

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                      • roflmywaffle

                        #12
                        you should just call yourself matt. i work with a guy named metheus, and although its intensity doesnt compare to your name, he still calls himself matt

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                        • Natalya
                          Queen of the Internet
                          Kung Fu Master
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1879

                          #13
                          I actually think it's kinda cool.
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                          PasTieZ: I am scared now thanks nat
                          natalyaaf: D:
                          PasTieZ: sio is going to ass rape me

                          NatalyaAF ウラヌス: i am the baninator :D
                          word jackd ת/ύ: ha the baninator and the pwninator

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                          • soul
                            Inactive
                            Trailor Trash
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 48

                            #14
                            Originally posted by NatalyaAF
                            I actually think it's kinda cool.
                            i agree i'm good friends with a named thadius I like those names you dont hear often

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                            • Kirk
                              Ballsack
                              Trained Monkey
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 193

                              #15
                              nah fuck matt, call yourself Kirk, best name ever
                              pwning noobs since '99

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