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    Kung Fu Master
    • Oct 2006
    • 860

    #1

    please dont read. I told you.

    this is a convo between me and ender(less) on xfire.



    :17] <shtlss07 stopped playing Counter-Strike: Source>
    [23:24] PasTieZ: whats with the $5?
    [23:24] Ender(less): my dues
    [23:24] Ender(less):
    [23:24] Ender(less): jk jk
    [23:24] Ender(less): smurf sniper wanted admin on DM, but didn't have enough til next week
    [23:24] Ender(less): so i said i'll send it in for em
    [23:24] Ender(less): =P
    [23:25] PasTieZ: well aren't you just tipidydue
    [23:25] Ender(less): fucking loaded
    [23:25] Ender(less): i'll be ur sugar daddy
    [23:25] Ender(less): no homo
    [23:25] PasTieZ: yea you will
    [23:26] PasTieZ: you will actually give me sugar then...if no homo?
    [23:26] PasTieZ: cause i need sugar?
    [23:26] PasTieZ: its sweet.
    [23:26] Ender(less): and salty
    [23:26] Ender(less):
    [23:26] PasTieZ: see what i did THAR
    [23:26] Ender(less): PEW PEW
    [23:26] PasTieZ: I'll give you something salty :P
    [23:26] PasTieZ: lol
    [23:26] Ender(less): i'm jean luc picard
    [23:26] PasTieZ: all homo
    [23:26] Ender(less): of the uss enterprise
    [23:26] PasTieZ: LMAO
    [23:27] PasTieZ: you just made jackd jizz
    [23:27] Ender(less): lol?
    [23:27] Ender(less): you guys move in
    [23:27] PasTieZ: you mentioned Star trek
    [23:27] Ender(less): taking it to the next step?
    [23:27] PasTieZ: when ever its typed throughout the world... je jizz'z
    [23:27] Ender(less): mmmmmm
    [23:28] PasTieZ: weird eh
    [23:28] Ender(less): there's a pleasent thought
    [23:28] PasTieZ: lol
    [23:28] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:28] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:28] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:28] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:28] Ender(less): fuck
    [23:28] PasTieZ: lmao
    [23:28] Ender(less): give that man a cig
    [23:28] PasTieZ: you just like, jerked him off?
    [23:28] PasTieZ: nastyness
    [23:28] Ender(less): fuckin reach around that shit
    [23:28] PasTieZ: you would
    [23:28] PasTieZ: and did
    [23:28] Ender(less): while whinning
    [23:29] PasTieZ: I am so putting this on the fourjms
    [23:29] Ender(less): LOL
    [23:29] PasTieZ: you know it son
    [23:29] Ender(less): then for the record
    [23:29] Ender(less): you sir, are a faggot
    [23:29] PasTieZ: lmao
    [23:29] Ender(less): copy
    [23:29] Ender(less): paste
    [23:29] Ender(less): done
    [23:29] PasTieZ: I will leave out that part
    [23:29] Ender(less): neg
    [23:29] Ender(less): alteration=perma ban
    [23:29] Ender(less): shit
    [23:29] Ender(less): where's my fucking copyright key?
    [23:29] PasTieZ: maybe it's better for all parties. if we just forget this ever happened
    [23:30] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:30] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:30] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:30] Ender(less): jean luc picard
    [23:30] PasTieZ: LMAO
    [23:30] Ender(less): ughhaoghaoghao
    [23:30] PasTieZ: now you have gone over the edge
    [23:30] Ender(less): i jizzed...in...my PANTS
    [23:30] PasTieZ: I am telling
    [23:30] Ender(less): water is blue
    [23:30] PasTieZ: I see what you did THAR
    [23:30] Ender(less): bcuz of it's color
    [23:30] Ender(less): bologna dress
    [23:30] Ender(less): fuck yeeeeeeeeaaaa
    [img]http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,n00b-spc-Unlimited.png[/img]
    [URL=http://3mb.us/view-738_pasties_final_revised.gif][img]http://3mb.us/images/738_pasties_final_revised.gif[/img][/URL]

    Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve
  • badfish
    Inactive
    N/U Marine
    • Oct 2008
    • 302

    #2
    i don't who is more fucked up in the head now pastiez or ender.
    i am confused.
    fucking trekiez....
    ......baddie
    [IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q427/Ender_less/badfish_sig_glass.png[/IMG]

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    • enderless
      N|U g0d
      Kung Fu Master
      • Jul 2007
      • 1340

      #3
      jackd gets off on the Star Trek shit. fyi

      sexual services via internetz

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      • badfish
        Inactive
        N/U Marine
        • Oct 2008
        • 302

        #4
        u guys shouldn't be able to communicate no longer its bad for society

        ........baddie
        [IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q427/Ender_less/badfish_sig_glass.png[/IMG]

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        • Jackd
          Kung Fu Master
          • Jan 2008
          • 1682

          #5
          Well I guess its time for me to come out of the closet.

          What I'm really into is those green bitches that captain Kirk used to fuck :P
          [center][IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/tomca631/jackd_gif2.gif[/IMG][/center]

          [center]U%|}[/center]

          [center][COLOR="Red"]|Ň/Ú| siosios: thise 2 cab cgat at ne wgeb u waje yo ub ub the morning im too drunk right noiw[/COLOR][/center]

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          • Rey
            Sexiest Motha Fucka Alive
            N/U Commando
            • Feb 2008
            • 459

            #6
            Lol wow. you guys need a weekend together then this wont show up here, you'll all be satisfied
            DD [r] иα∂ιαٿ: and your pretty damn hot...just saying

            [url=http://www.sloganizer.net/en/][img]http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,Rey.png[/img][/url]
            [IMG]http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u287/jordan09starmer/900_rey.gif[/IMG]

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            • Breaker
              N/U Commando
              • Mar 2009
              • 417

              #7
              damn what did yah guy's used?xD
              Yah really need to get off on each other some time soon i think
              or yah guy's really need to get laid xD
              [IMG]http://3mb.us/images/704_breaker_64.gif[/IMG]

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              • d9_Prem
                Inactive
                • Aug 2008
                • 7

                #8
                im pretty sure my iq dropped when i read that lol
                The coward gets scared and quits... The Hero gets scared and presses on.

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                • Wolfeh
                  Jr. Owner
                  N/U Commando
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 422

                  #9
                  Originally posted by d9_Prem
                  im pretty sure my iq dropped when i read that lol
                  So it is in the negatives now?


                  ziiiiiiiiing


                  [i keed]
                  easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
                  Wolfeh: =))?
                  easy target: lol
                  easy target: pasta
                  easy target: not pasties.
                  Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.

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                  • DoT
                    Kung Fu Master
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 2438

                    #10
                    so this is why ender wanted those pictures of my 12 inch cock
                    [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]N/U Retiree[/B]

                    8:45 PM - V A N E S S A: give me a sex
                    2:53 PM - Tara Ann ت: just wanted to say you're adorable[/COLOR]

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                    • Breaker
                      N/U Commando
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 417

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DoT
                      so this is why ender wanted those pictures of my 12 inch cock
                      roflmao DoT
                      [IMG]http://3mb.us/images/704_breaker_64.gif[/IMG]

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                      • enderless
                        N|U g0d
                        Kung Fu Master
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1340

                        #12
                        DoT you don't happen to like cars do you? Cuz Pasties passed this video on to me last night and for the life of me there was something familiar about it. I just can't put my muffler on it...
                        Last edited by enderless; 04-22-2009, 01:52 PM.

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                        • Breaker
                          N/U Commando
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 417

                          #13
                          Originally posted by enderless
                          DoT you don't happen to like cars do you? Cuz Pasties passed this video on to me last time and for the life of me there was something familiar about it. I just can't put my muffler on it...

                          Owned xD

                          i like motorcycles Honda CBR600RR and CBR1000RR and some others
                          [IMG]http://3mb.us/images/704_breaker_64.gif[/IMG]

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                          • pasties
                            Kung Fu Master
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 860

                            #14
                            omg ender you are so fukt.
                            [img]http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,n00b-spc-Unlimited.png[/img]
                            [URL=http://3mb.us/view-738_pasties_final_revised.gif][img]http://3mb.us/images/738_pasties_final_revised.gif[/img][/URL]

                            Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
                            Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve

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                            • Jackd
                              Kung Fu Master
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1682

                              #15
                              Rofl!!!




                              Originally posted by enderless
                              dot you don't happen to like cars do you? Cuz pasties passed this video on to me last night and for the life of me there was something familiar about it. I just can't put my muffler on it...
                              [center][IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/tomca631/jackd_gif2.gif[/IMG][/center]

                              [center]U%|}[/center]

                              [center][COLOR="Red"]|Ň/Ú| siosios: thise 2 cab cgat at ne wgeb u waje yo ub ub the morning im too drunk right noiw[/COLOR][/center]

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