Daddy, how was i born?

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  • siosios
    g0d!
    Kung Fu Master
    • Oct 2006
    • 13627

    #1

    Daddy, how was i born?

    "Daddy, how was I born?"

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


    Scroll down...You'll love this ......
































































    "You got Male!"
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    |W0rd|SexualTurtletara420ת/ύ: Hey there daddy..

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    \\\ ///
    ( @ @ )
    .....o00o.(_).o00o.....


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  • snuggles

    #2
    lol

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    • pasties
      Kung Fu Master
      • Oct 2006
      • 860

      #3
      ROFL, that was good 9.5/10 from me! although i am stoned, and everything is funnier when you are stoned GOOD TIMES
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      [URL=http://3mb.us/view-738_pasties_final_revised.gif][img]http://3mb.us/images/738_pasties_final_revised.gif[/img][/URL]

      Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
      Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve

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      • Wolfeh
        Jr. Owner
        N/U Commando
        • Apr 2007
        • 422

        #4
        WHEN I GET BORED I PUT STUFF LIKE NERDS IN MY BUM! ITS FUN MY BUM TURNS COLORS!!

        WHEN I GOTO THE GROCERY STORE I LIKE TO STEAM WATERMELONS..
        BTW I HAVE FLAPS DISEASE. dont tell anyone..caps are my friend
        easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
        Wolfeh: =))?
        easy target: lol
        easy target: pasta
        easy target: not pasties.
        Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.

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        • NoSympathy

          #5
          wolfeh, stfu

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          • BioHaZarD69
            Banned
            N/U Commando
            • May 2008
            • 434

            #6
            ahhahahaa good one

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            • vince21
              N/U Special Forces
              • Apr 2008
              • 713

              #7
              very nice, sio, very nice!

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              • brandonman

                #8
                lol, nice!

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                • Wolfeh
                  Jr. Owner
                  N/U Commando
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 422

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wolfeh
                  WHEN I GET BORED I PUT STUFF LIKE NERDS IN MY BUM! ITS FUN MY BUM TURNS COLORS!!

                  WHEN I GOTO THE GROCERY STORE I LIKE TO STEAM WATERMELONS..
                  BTW I HAVE FLAPS DISEASE. dont tell anyone..caps are my friend



                  .........


                  When the hell did this happen?


                  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
                  easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
                  Wolfeh: =))?
                  easy target: lol
                  easy target: pasta
                  easy target: not pasties.
                  Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.

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                  • enderless
                    N|U g0d
                    Kung Fu Master
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1340

                    #10
                    looks like our forum hacker has returned....

                    dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnn

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                    • zekeus
                      Inactive
                      Trailor Trash
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 65

                      #11
                      damnit it ender, you forgot the ominous lightning in the background. geez, if you're gonna do this shit, do it right for crying out loud. this aint some fuckin freak show, this is reall freaking life.
                      [img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/4/f/84fe49e0050b7e8ef04e0045ebc3c650.gif[/img]

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