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The Best Divorce Letter, everrrr!
by KEaRa BoO
> Dear wife:
>
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
> forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to
> show for it.
> These last 2 weeks have been hell.
> Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was
> the last straw.
> Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut,
> had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk
> boxers.
> You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of
> your soaps.
> You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or
> anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating
> on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone.
>
> Your EX-Husband
> P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
> Virginia together! Have a great life!
> Dear Ex-Husband
>
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
> It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man
> is a far cry from what you've been.
> I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
> whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
> I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing
> that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother
> raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
> didn't
> comment.
> And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
> confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
> About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
> $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a
> coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
> After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
> So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &
> bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
> Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
> I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer
> said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
>
> So take care.
>
> Signed,
> Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
> born Carl.
>
> I hope that's not a problem.
by KEaRa BoO
> Dear wife:
>
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
> forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to
> show for it.
> These last 2 weeks have been hell.
> Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was
> the last straw.
> Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut,
> had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk
> boxers.
> You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of
> your soaps.
> You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or
> anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating
> on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone.
>
> Your EX-Husband
> P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
> Virginia together! Have a great life!
> Dear Ex-Husband
>
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
> It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man
> is a far cry from what you've been.
> I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
> whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
> I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing
> that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother
> raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
> didn't
> comment.
> And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
> confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
> About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
> $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a
> coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
> After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
> So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &
> bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
> Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
> I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer
> said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
>
> So take care.
>
> Signed,
> Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
> born Carl.
>
> I hope that's not a problem.
LOL it's been so long since ive seen that haha, damn when i first read it, it was crazy.
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