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  • defc0n

    #1

    Kid Gets Decapitated By Batman Ride

    AUSTELL, Ga. — A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.

    Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release.

    Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.
    I think a "boom headshot" is in order here.
  • Natalya
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    • Oct 2006
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    #2
    Shit man, I've been on that damn roller coaster... Many times... D:
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    • defc0n

      #3
      Originally posted by NatalyaAF
      Shit man, I've been on that damn roller coaster... Many times... D:
      Just be glad you didn't get their head in your lap :\

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      • Kirk
        Ballsack
        Trained Monkey
        • Oct 2007
        • 193

        #4
        God there are some stupid ass people out there. I read about this yesterday. Apparently he jumped like 2 six foot tall fences with signs that said danger and no entry or whatever.
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        • Natalya
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          • Oct 2006
          • 1879

          #5
          Yeah what a moron. If he lost his hat on the ride, then A: He's an idiot for wearing a hat on a roller coaster and B: he should have known how close the roller coaster gets to the ground at some points... The ride is one of those ones where you sit with your legs dangling while the coaster is on a track above your head, so I can see how the kid got killed... Probably by someone's foot. D:
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          • emptyclipz
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            • Jun 2008
            • 256

            #6
            it was probably a wicked cool hat though...i straight up would put my life at risk for my favorite hat
            Its only gay if you push back

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            • cinder

              #7
              Originally posted by emptyclipz
              it was probably a wicked cool hat though...i straight up would put my life at risk for my favorite hat
              The guy who was decapitated is captain of the failboat, and emptyclipz is his first mate. GFG.

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              • emptyclipz
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                • Jun 2008
                • 256

                #8
                since hes dead now i take his place as captain right?
                Its only gay if you push back

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                • Doll_GiRL2
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 115

                  #9
                  I overheard he was probably running away from someone, but why would you run into a rollercoaster

                  ...shouldn't that be on the "what not to do" list? or maybe he was retarded....lets find the person who caught the head and ask.

                  but in all honestly, i would be freakin out if i was on the front row and suddenly you see this kid and you catch his head the next minute. ::shudders::

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                  • Kumar

                    #10
                    Yea I have been on that ride probably a hundred times. There are a lot of idiots that go to Six Flags. People are just ignorant and think the signs are just there for show. That stuff is well posted too.

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                    • roflmywaffle

                      #11
                      when i worked at canadas wonderland (a theme park), the owner came up to us during our orientation and told us the first rule about guests: guests are stupid

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                      • royalewitcheese

                        #12
                        I would like to know what actually decapitated him. If it was the actual coaster and people were on it that would be a omg moment for them.

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                        • defc0n

                          #13
                          It was the coaster that hit him, and there were people on it.

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                          • Kirk
                            Ballsack
                            Trained Monkey
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 193

                            #14
                            Lmao. I look up at the ad, and its an ad for six flags season passes. goes well with the thread I guess lmao.
                            pwning noobs since '99

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                            • Kumar

                              #15
                              Could you imagine being on a roller coster and then a head plopped into your lap! There would be some punitive damages paid for those psychologist appointments. lol

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