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  • Asian Invasion
    Midget Tosser
    Pwnerator
    • Nov 2009
    • 235

    #31
    Originally posted by Mongoloid
    one hit i played the field im come to a crossroad where your mother is the women for me and no other HA and please im the king of the babyface. i got pulled over once and the cop said he pulled me over cause i looked to young to be drivign ahahhahaha. thats my best feature yo momma love bout me HIT lmao
    lol, the census lady came to ask about my neighbors across the hall, she asked if there was an adult home, and when I told her that it was me she asked if I was over the age of 16. LOL, I'm 21. seriously I get that all the time, I work at a gas station and when a new customer comes in they ask me questions like I thought you had to be at least 18 to sell cigarettes or work at a gas station, then I tell them I'm 21 and then they say like wow, you look really young, and they feel old.

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    • onehit
      Server *****istrator
      N/U Special Forces
      • Sep 2007
      • 503

      #32
      Th3, that wasn't my mom who got me that date, that was my original date that got suspended and couldn't go, after talking with them all night the night b4 prom, they agreed to let us take b4 pics even though she couldn't come. She was very very very pretty. And I would of had an awesome ass time w/ her at prom if it wasnt for what had happened.

      But I was up in there w/ a group of like 10 girls ALL NIGHT LONG until prom was over. I was grinding w/ every chick I could =D, they give some GOOD ass leans =P, I never left the dancefloor all night, we had our prom in the Jacksonville Municipal Stadium which was the "terrace" room, we hada take elevators to get to it. When we walk out the glass doors in the terrace room, u can see the ENTIRE standium, a shitload of empty teal seats and dirt on the field lol, it was still fucking awesome though regardless of which, there was people inside and outside on stilts dancing and girls going up and GRINDING w/ them =D, I got pics of that, but on a disposable camera and I have no scanner =\
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      effshowٿ: you backstabber!
      onehit420: backstabber?
      effshowٿ: you started the orgie without me!
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      • household 6
        N/U Jr. Owner
        Pwnerator
        • Jan 2010
        • 214

        #33
        Very nice Onehit. Hope you had a great time!
        Household *6*... Commander at home.

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        • vince21
          N/U Special Forces
          • Apr 2008
          • 713

          #34
          chuckle @ high school proms. fun times, fun times.
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          • onehit
            Server *****istrator
            N/U Special Forces
            • Sep 2007
            • 503

            #35
            lol ya vince, it was my only and last one. I graduate in 10 days and will always remember everything that happened in High School, i was one crazy ass kid doing some stupid shit lol

            and thx household, i did. Could have been better if she was there though..
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            effshowٿ: you backstabber!
            onehit420: backstabber?
            effshowٿ: you started the orgie without me!
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            • th3dj
              Server Dev Team
              Immigrant
              • Dec 2009
              • 105

              #36
              Originally posted by onehit
              But I was up in there w/ a group of like 10 girls ALL NIGHT LONG until prom was over. I was grinding w/ every chick I could =D, they give some GOOD ass leans =P, I never left the dancefloor all night, we had our prom in the Jacksonville Municipal Stadium which was the "terrace" room, we hada take elevators to get to it. When we walk out the glass doors in the terrace room, u can see the ENTIRE standium, a shitload of empty teal seats and dirt on the field lol, it was still fucking awesome though regardless of which, there was people inside and outside on stilts dancing and girls going up and GRINDING w/ them =D, I got pics of that, but on a disposable camera and I have no scanner =\
              lol goto wallgreens. you can get digial copies there at one of thre stations
              and i think onehits in love <.<
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              • ZerG
                Burns path across stars
                Trailor Trash
                • Sep 2008
                • 87

                #37
                I went to Prom for about 20 minutes..left and don't remember much after that..but the next day was a bitch

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                • Shotgun
                  I am a rapist
                  Pwnerator
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 208

                  #38
                  Originally posted by onehit
                  That is true, but it was also for my mom!
                  She is balling in tears right now because she wont eb able to see those pictures and save them for the future.
                  I feel so bad right now... she's also on the phone tryna find me a hot prom date...I hope she can
                  Bro shotgun is here for you, lemme get my wig, some tits, and a hot ass, ill be right there bro

                  No seriosuly im horribly sorry
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                  • anthonyds5
                    N/U Zombie Whore
                    N/U Commando
                    • May 2010
                    • 361

                    #39
                    Shotgun got no balls.

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                    • Miguel
                      Banned
                      Immigrant
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 129

                      #40
                      necro'ing threads ftw

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                      • Shotgun
                        I am a rapist
                        Pwnerator
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 208

                        #41
                        Fuck yeah bringin the pain back to life!
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                        • onehit
                          Server *****istrator
                          N/U Special Forces
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 503

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Miguel
                          necro'ing threads ftw
                          lol I know right...

                          and shotgun i wasnt in pain as i found a new girl soon after, but the thing is, since the day I have graduated she hasn't said one word to me, so basically my mom scared her off, a little word of advice for you kids still in highschool, KEEP YOUR PARENTS OUT OF YOUR LOVE LIFE, they only screw things up for you especially moms
                          [IMG]http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx144/nessav214/Onehit-1-1.jpg[/IMG]
                          effshowٿ: you backstabber!
                          onehit420: backstabber?
                          effshowٿ: you started the orgie without me!
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                          • Shotgun
                            I am a rapist
                            Pwnerator
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 208

                            #43
                            Originally posted by onehit
                            lol I know right...

                            and shotgun i wasnt in pain as i found a new girl soon after, but the thing is, since the day I have graduated she hasn't said one word to me, so basically my mom scared her off, a little word of advice for you kids still in highschool, KEEP YOUR PARENTS OUT OF YOUR LOVE LIFE, they only screw things up for you especially moms
                            Yeah man, I'm a sophmore in college and let me tell you, parents should keep the hell out
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