Awesome way to start the day

[Asian Invasion]

So my day started out fantastic. 1st I get a call at 4:12 this morning telling me that the burglar alarm at work went off, so I get dressed and go to meet the cops their, they're the ones that set it off when they went inside to investigate. Someone had smashed the front door with a brick and went inside, all they stole was 90 cartons of fucking cigarettes, no money, nothing else. The thief broke in at 3:20 this morning and the motion sensors didn't set the alarm off, the bitch was in and out within 3 minutes so the cops wouldn't have made it there in time anyway, but that's almost $5400 worth of smokes. All we can tell from the video is that the guy was white, other than that he was wearing all black, gloves, and a ski mask, thick fucker probably cased the store the last couple of weeks, cuz it seemed like he knew exactly where he was going. On top of all that I think I had food poisoning the day before.

[enderless]

Lol that's crazy. I'm surprised that the alarm didn't go off...

On the other hand, any N|U members in need of some smokes? I got your hookup

[Kaley Fan]

lol. Ill take about 40 cartons, Might go sell them out on the streets, make some money, and pay for school :P

[SmurfSniper]

im not sure he trades for sex kaley....

[Kaley Fan]

im not sure he trades for sex kaley....

Very amusing cause i would never do ender :P

[Asian Invasion]

im not sure he trades for sex kaley....

lies,
btw, my Boss says I gotta get the cigs back, meet ya out back ender......













lol, that would suck if I had to get those back.

[Kaley Fan]

lies,
btw, my Boss says I gotta get the cigs back, meet ya out back ender......











lol, that would suck if I had to get those back.

Asian i am secretly your boss. I own the store, chain, etc. Get those cig's back.

[Asian Invasion]

Well, guess what folks? 2 guys broke into the store this morning, and stole... Wait for it... Cigarettes! They led police on a 100+mph chase, po-po got them fuckers, now gotta do the fun thing trying to figure out what exactly was stolen, seems like just cig cartons for now.

[No Sympathy]

lol wow. a 100 mph chase over cigarettes

[mEow]

lol what ppl do for that nasty addiction

[Mongoloid]

Relax man i didn't think you would fucking mined its not like the shits not insured 90 cartoons is saving me a shit load of money so QQ more and relax the insurance company will take the tap, oh yea i hop eu like the addive that i put in your food biotch hahahaha if ya catch him tell him to hook me up wit some 8o)

[im teh sAmurAi]

so you're telling me if i can rob that place in 3 mins im good to go? can i get the address to the place lol jk that sucks

[Asian Invasion]

we got the cigs back, cops told me mongo wet himself when they tasered him, but then it turned him on and he made bubba his bitch

[Mongoloid]

muah

[Anal Retentive French Fry]

Smoking is bad, mkay?