Zooey vs Ke$ha

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  • DoT
    Kung Fu Master
    • Mar 2008
    • 2438

    #1

    Zooey vs Ke$ha

    So i have to prove to Kaley Fan that Zooey Deschanel is cuter than Ke$ha, vote or die.

    Ke$ha


    Zooey


    This will teach you not to fuck with me again Kaley, you'll learn quick enough. I don't get fucked, i fuck.

    - Dotty.
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    Ke$ha
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    I'd fuck dot.
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  • Kaley Fan
    Pwnerator
    • Jun 2010
    • 271

    #2


    All the makeup dotty. You'll learn dotty i don't give up :P i defend my position Not saying Ke$ha looks like a god without makeup but you'll get my point.


    Here's a better version of Ke$ha dotty


    Id hit that. Don't care what ya'll think She may not be a good singer but she's eye candy for sure man!

    Again doty :P BRING IT!
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    • DoT
      Kung Fu Master
      • Mar 2008
      • 2438

      #3
      She definitely looks better than Ke$ha in that pic as well...

      Here's Ke$ha with her first customer OF THAT NIGHT she prolly had about 15 more dudes waiting in line to rip it open.
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      • Kaley Fan
        Pwnerator
        • Jun 2010
        • 271

        #4
        Originally posted by DoT
        She definitely looks better than Ke$ha in that pic as well...

        Here's Ke$ha with her first customer OF THAT NIGHT she prolly had about 15 more dudes waiting in line to rip it open.
        Lol I'd be happy to be the sixteenth :P Just cause it's a whore doesn't mean its not a good bang lol.
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        • SmurfSniper
          CaNNoN fOddEr
          Kung Fu Master
          • Oct 2008
          • 925

          #5
          sorry but the blonde just looks like a hooker to me...... id still hit it.... but I would probably reach for my wallet when we was done. O_o
          Last edited by SmurfSniper; 06-29-2010, 03:03 AM.




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          • sean7488
            N/U Jr. Owner
            N/U Marine
            • Feb 2009
            • 325

            #6
            you guys' need lives

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            • Kaley Fan
              Pwnerator
              • Jun 2010
              • 271

              #7
              Originally posted by sean7488
              you guys' need lives
              says the guy who plays WOW.
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              • enderless
                N|U g0d
                Kung Fu Master
                • Jul 2007
                • 1340

                #8
                BORKED



                the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P
                Last edited by enderless; 06-29-2010, 06:54 PM.

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                • vince21
                  N/U Special Forces
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 713

                  #9
                  Originally posted by enderless
                  the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P
                  looks like you got an in kaley! lol. beware of him constantly harassing you now, ender.
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                  • Mongoloid
                    N/U Jr. Owner
                    N/U Special Forces
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 735

                    #10
                    ender will love the attention he knows it

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                    • Kaley Fan
                      Pwnerator
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 271

                      #11
                      Originally posted by enderless
                      BORKED



                      the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P
                      Hey ender. What is this *freinds* name? Perhaps his or her phone number would be suitable. Can this *freind* of yours perhaps give me Ke$ha's number? Do you want to be best freinds ender than we can meet your freind AND then i can meet ke$ha THEN i can bang her :P
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                      • Vanishedsoul
                        LIQUOR AND WHORES!!!!
                        Pwnerator
                        • May 2009
                        • 243

                        #12
                        ohhh my zoey how I long for you!!!! F kesha dirty tramp drunk coked out whore
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                        • DoT
                          Kung Fu Master
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 2438

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vanishedsoul
                          ohhh my zoey how I long for you!!!! F kesha dirty tramp drunk coked out whore
                          Back off my chick or I'm callin your wife...

                          whore
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                          • SmurfSniper
                            CaNNoN fOddEr
                            Kung Fu Master
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 925

                            #14
                            Originally posted by enderless
                            BORKED



                            the funny thing is that one of my good friend's girl friend recently moved from California, and was really good friends with Kesha. This came up because we were out celebrating her party and she got a text from Kesha wishing her happy b-day. =P
                            ROFL!!!!!! lol Im just wondering how many people actually watched that video..... nice one ender

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                            OH, and dot I shouldve gave ya a call last night zoey was here.




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                            • HellscreamsRage
                              N/U Commando
                              • May 2007
                              • 349

                              #15
                              Keisha is a drunken dirty skanky whore...i wouldn't touch that with kaley's dick...probably get a disease GO ZOOEY
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