Chuck Norris Facts (maybe you knew, maybe you didnt)

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    Kung Fu Master
    • Oct 2006
    • 860
    #1

    Chuck Norris Facts (maybe you knew, maybe you didnt)

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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      Kung Fu Master
      • Oct 2006
      • 13630
      #2
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          Kung Fu Master
          • Jul 2007
          • 1340
          #3
          Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
          There's no theory of evolution, only a list of thing Chuck Norris lets live.
          Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
          Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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            • TiberianSun
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              N/U Marine
              • Jun 2007
              • 286
              #4
              lol
              *DEAD* Mang0hN0 : tibs got this with his 9,000$ hax
              *DEAD* cypher : no wonder u play t bah...if i had walls id be 100-0
              word Noogyman: oh wow. don't go that far dude. We can't have another one quit.
              иα∂ιαٿ: hey sexy ass mother fucker.
              : *DEAD* .#sexy'| иα∂ιαٿ : you know whatt beast. just suck tibs dick and stfu
              wD. Who? : Nice toggling ABC.
              Philosoraptor : @admin check abc for possible walls
              blight - blackfogger @ EGC lan : 7getlegit

              *DEAD* Milkshakes00 : ^7 scares me so much I sneezed when i saw him.


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              nastialiukinnn. : nice peak, gtfo. really?
              ^7 : me ?
              nastialiukinnn. : yes you
              nastialiukinnn. : no one peaks that im sorry.
              nastialiukinnn. : turn them off.

              nastialiukinnn. : its obviously abc.
              nastialiukinnn. : and your bad
              nastialiukinnn. : cheats more.

              nastialiukinnn. : mmhmm
              nastialiukinnn. : removed for walls.
              nastialiukinnn. : cutie.

              ^7: ^7 : get mad much?
              nastialiukinnn. : not mad, your blantant.
              nastialiukinnn. : always.
              ^7 : then do something about it

              nastialiukinnn. : getout
              nastialiukinnn. : lmao im not mad kiddo
              nastialiukinnn. : 74-22
              ^7 : yeah you are
              [nastialiukinnn. : LOOOL^^
              nastialiukinnn. : naww
              bd69 : ya he is
              bd69 : hes raging

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